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Chelsea Mak Ivo Mini Skirt

Chelsea Mak

Chelsea Mak Ivo Mini Skirt

Price: $383,95

The classic mini skirt, with contrast thread pin tucks. The fabric has a little stretch, and is light and smooth on the body.

Issey Miyake Powan Knit Top, Black

Issey Miyake

Issey Miyake Powan Knit Top, Black

Price: $771,95

This swingy, knit top is composed of horizontal pleats, with gently curved shoulders for real architectural interest, a good fit on any body. The top bounces and swings, and looks quite wonderful on on every body. Similar vibe to the Homme series of pleats.

NB on sizing: Pleats Please sizing is inherently flexible due to the nature of the fabric, which stretches generously. The primary difference between sizing is in length.

Kapital Aozai Cargo Pants

Kapital

Kapital Aozai Cargo Pants

Price: $393,95

A light, combed cotton/gabardine cargo pant, with triangle shaped cargo pockets. Snaps at the hem for both closed cuff and wide leg looks. Drawstring closure in addition to button. Unisex.

Sizing:
Fits approximately 24"-30"

Kapital Camo Herringbone Port Baggy Pants

Kapital

Kapital Camo Herringbone Port Baggy Pants

Price: $410,95

Easy canvas trousers in Kapital's camo print. Side and back pockets. Unisex.

Sizing recommendation:
JP1 = 26-27
JP2 = 28-29
JP3 = 30-31
JP4 = 32-33

Kapital Light Canvas Welder Overall, Khaki

Kapital

Kapital Light Canvas Welder Overall, Khaki

Price: $360,95

Thin but strong straps give these overalls a distinctive look. Fully adjustable ties for wearing loose, cinched, high and low. Straight leg bottom, with slightly drop crotch. Side and front pockets. Unisex.

Measurements
JP1 (Small)
Hip = 43" 
Waist = 35"

JP2 (Medium)
Hip = 45"
Waist = 36"

JRAT Pleated Trip Long Cage Skirt

JRAT

JRAT Pleated Trip Long Cage Skirt

Price: $242,95

One of a kind skirt made from reclaimed button up shirts, deadstock textiles, found buttons. JRAT is zero waste, 100% up cycled and recycled and sustainable. All handmade. Unisex. Waist measures at 32".

Issey Miyake Efficient Square Dress, Black

Issey Miyake

Issey Miyake Efficient Square Dress, Black

Price: $805,95

This dress is wild, it's theoretically made from one big square, with the sleeves and neckline of course cut into the correct shape for fit. So the body flares out into volume when you move, but lies closer to the body when still.

NB on sizing: Pleats Please sizing is inherently flexible due to the nature of the fabric, which stretches generously. The primary difference between sizing is in length.

Issey Miyake Warp Skirt, Black

Issey Miyake

Issey Miyake Warp Skirt, Black

Price: $635,95

Horizontally pleated skirt with crazy bounce, and a subtle difference in pattern on the front and back, which appears as right and left.There's a little swing, a little volume, and hits below the knee. 

NB on sizing: Pleats Please sizing is inherently flexible due to the nature of the fabric, which stretches generously. The primary difference between sizing is in length.

Andersson Bell Mesh Layered Tying Pants

Andersson Bell

Andersson Bell Mesh Layered Tying Pants

Price: $581,95

Cotton canvas pants with a fascinating camouflage mesh layers on top. The layers are tied via ribbons and adjustable, elastic toggles. Tighten and loosen for different looks. Unisex.

Dunst Ribboned Pleats Wrap Skirt, Charcoal Grey

Dunst

Dunst Ribboned Pleats Wrap Skirt, Charcoal Grey

Price: $145,95

A classic slightly-below-the-knee-length skirt with asymmetric waistband wrap, ribbon details. Structured wool, lined. Side pockets, hidden zip closure.

JRAT 3P Long A-Line Skirt (Tan, Blush, Brick)

JRAT

JRAT 3P Long A-Line Skirt (Tan, Blush, Brick)

Price: $533,95

One of a kind skirt made from three different pairs of pants, hence the 3P. The amount of labor in these pieces is astounding. JRAT is zero waste, 100% up cycled and recycled and sustainable. All handmade. Unisex. Waist measures at 32".

JRAT 3P A-Line Skirt (Black, Dark Rust, Taupe)

JRAT

JRAT 3P A-Line Skirt (Black, Dark Rust, Taupe)

Price: $436,95

One of a kind skirt made from three different pairs of pants, hence the 3P. The amount of labor in these pieces is astounding. JRAT is zero waste, 100% up cycled and recycled and sustainable. All handmade. Unisex. Waist measures at 29".

Cute Tender Memory Dark Horse Light Fae Shorts

Cute Tender Memory

Cute Tender Memory Dark Horse Light Fae Shorts

Price: $215,95

Vintage basketball shorts adorned with deadstock rosettes, winged zig zag embroidery, and deadstock horse patch. Elastic waist with interior drawstring. Unisex. One of a kind.

Cute Tender Memory Celery Racing Fae Shorts

Cute Tender Memory

Cute Tender Memory Celery Racing Fae Shorts

Price: $215,95

Vintage basketball shorts adorned with deadstock rosettes, winged zig zag embroidery, and deadstock horse patch. Elastic waist with interior drawstring. Unisex. One of a kind.

Cute Tender Memory Pink Fae Vibration Shorts

Cute Tender Memory

Cute Tender Memory Pink Fae Vibration Shorts

Price: $215,95

Vintage basketball shorts adorned with deadstock rosettes, winged zig zag embroidery, and deadstock horse patch. Elastic waist with interior drawstring. Unisex. One of a kind.

Comme des Garçons Skirt, Black

Comme des Garcons

Comme des Garçons Skirt, Black

Price: $625,95

An asymmetric seam line all around the skirt gives just a little bubble volume in the shape, and hits below the knee. Elastic waist, drawstring, pockets. In a light, tropical wool.

Comme des Garçons Wool Trouser, Navy

Comme des Garcons

Comme des Garçons Wool Trouser, Navy

Price: $591,95

Oversized trousers with the signature CDG loose elastic gathering at the hem. Elastic and drawstring waist. Side pockets.

Issey Miyake Thicker Bottom Trouser, Brown

Issey Miyake

Issey Miyake Thicker Bottom Trouser, Brown

Price: $514,95

Their classic pant in a straight leg, with pockets. Essential trouser staple.

NB on sizing: Pleats Please sizing is inherently flexible due to the nature of the fabric, which stretches generously. The primary difference between sizing is in length.

Julia Heuer Jack Trouser, Lola print

Julia Heuer

Julia Heuer Jack Trouser, Lola print

Price: $606,95

Ms. Heuer's work is inherently flexible, with plenty of stretch and the right fabrics designed to drape well on all types of figures. These trousers are hand pleated and digitally printed with original patterns. Straight legged, elastic waist.

Measurements:
S/M - 37" waist to hem
M/L - 41" waist to hem

Julia Heuer Ekke Skirt, Muriel print

Julia Heuer

Julia Heuer Ekke Skirt, Muriel print

Price: $518,95

There's a reason these types of stretch skirts are perennial winners in all wardrobes. Always in demand, always looks great, and goes with everything. A mid-calf length, which is often a hard length due to the human need to move ones legs, but the pleats are so stretchy it's not an issue. And it's not tight, it skims.

Comme des Garçons Wool Trouser, Black

Comme des Garcons

Comme des Garçons Wool Trouser, Black

Price: $397,95

Very Comme Comme pants. Light tropical wool pants with a year round feel. Drop crotch, wide leg. So easy they feel like sweatpants, but, of course, much nicer. Elastic and drawstring waist. Side pockets.

Cute Tender Memory Sporty Empowered Rising Flower Entity Shorts

Cute Tender Memory

Cute Tender Memory Sporty Empowered Rising Flower Entity Shorts

Price: $215,95

Vintage basketball shorts adorned with deadstock rosettes and winged zig zag embroidery. Similar fit to culottes. Elastic waist with interior drawstring. Unisex. One of a kind.

Cute Tender Memory Foraging Bear Shorts

Cute Tender Memory

Cute Tender Memory Foraging Bear Shorts

Price: $215,95

Vintage basketball shorts adorned with deadstock rosettes, winged zig zag embroidery, and deadstock bear bandana patch. Elastic waist with interior drawstring. Unisex. One of a kind.

Ottolinger Baggy Cargo Pants

Ottolinger

Ottolinger Baggy Cargo Pants

Price: $697,95

Their new style cargo pants, done differently. A cut out waist band that can be worn up or down, wide leg with hidden ties for custom hem width. Hidden ties at the knees as well allowing for a wide or cinched styling.  Plenty of adornments to play with and test out: cut-out detailing at the waist, long wrap strings, belt loops, pockets. The canvas is light and flexi. Unisex.

Issey Miyake Sleeveless Dress, Grass Green

Issey Miyake

Issey Miyake Sleeveless Dress, Grass Green

Price: $480,95

Their classic sleeveless dress, with soft mini mock neck. Below the knee length, a great choice for all body types, it skims the silhouette in the right places, not the wrong ones. 

NB on sizing: Pleats Please sizing is inherently flexible due to the nature of the fabric, which stretches generously. The primary difference between sizing is in length.

JRAT 3T Shorts, Yellow/Black/White

JRAT

JRAT 3T Shorts, Yellow/Black/White

Price: $242,95

One of a kind shorts made from three different shirts. The amount of labor in these pieces is astounding. Elastic waist. JRAT is zero waste, 100% up cycled and recycled and sustainable. All handmade. Unisex.

Measurements
Waist: 22"-29"

JRAT 3T Pant, Black/Teal/Grey/Salmon

JRAT

JRAT 3T Pant, Black/Teal/Grey/Salmon

Price: $291,95

One of a kind wide leg trouser made from six different shirts. The amount of labor in these pieces is astounding. Elastic waist. JRAT is zero waste, 100% up cycled and recycled and sustainable. All handmade. Unisex.

Measurements
Waist: 22"-28"

JRAT 3T Shorts, Seattle Camo

JRAT

JRAT 3T Shorts, Seattle Camo

Price: $169,95

One of a kind short shorts made from three different shirts. The amount of labor in these pieces is astounding. Elastic waist. JRAT is zero waste, 100% up cycled and recycled and sustainable. All handmade. Unisex.

Measurements
Waist: 24"-28"

Maison Margiela MM6 Gathered Knee Trouser, Faux Leather

Maison Margiela MM6

Maison Margiela MM6 Gathered Knee Trouser, Faux Leather

Price: $334,95

Oversized, wide legged trousers, in faux leather. Perfectly draped, with gathered pleating at the knees for dimension. Button waistband with elastic in the back and drawstring closure for universal fit. Easy on, easy off. Unisex.

Iona is a US 2 and wears the 40.

JRAT 3T Skirt, Burgundy

JRAT

JRAT 3T Skirt, Burgundy

Price: $92,95

One of a kind skirt made from three different shirts, hence the 3T. The amount of labor in these pieces is astounding. JRAT is zero waste, 100% up cycled and recycled and sustainable. All handmade. Unisex.

Gnuhr Bagdaddy Pant, Vintage Black

Gnuhr

Gnuhr Bagdaddy Pant, Vintage Black

Price: $96,95

These every day pants have been called the most comfortable airport pants ever, by an anonymous source. Elastic and drawstring waist, drawstrings at ankles for wide or cinched look, side and rear pockets. Unisex.



SC103 Courier Pant, Thrash

SC103

SC103 Courier Pant, Thrash

Price: $286,95

Lace trousers with elastic, adjustable toggle closure. Unisex.

Issey Miyake Thicker Bottom Trouser, Khaki

Issey Miyake

Issey Miyake Thicker Bottom Trouser, Khaki

Price: $336,95

Their classic pant in a straight leg, with pockets, in khaki green. Essential trouser staple.

NB on sizing: Pleats Please sizing is inherently flexible due to the nature of the fabric, which stretches generously. The primary difference between sizing is in length.

Ottolinger Lounge Wrap Shorts, Military Green

Ottolinger

Ottolinger Lounge Wrap Shorts, Military Green

Price: $78,95

The babysitter you had in the 90s went to Berlin and birthed a strappy older sister of the simple bike short. Cotton straps meet at the mid-thigh, able to be worn loose or wrapped for a more fitted feel. Elastic waist.

Baserange Lou Lou Skirt, Mimosa

Baserange

Baserange Lou Lou Skirt, Mimosa

Price: $102,95

A ribbed knit long skirt, with subtle oval shapes that are open between the wood buttons. In a very gentle limon-esque color.

Issey Miyake Thicker Bottom Flare Trouser, Black

Issey Miyake

Issey Miyake Thicker Bottom Flare Trouser, Black

Price: $336,95

A new style pant, slightly more substantial pleats with a very subtle flare at the ankle.  Side pockets. Essential trouser staple.

NB on sizing: Pleats Please sizing is inherently flexible due to the nature of the fabric, which stretches generously. The primary difference between sizing is in length.

LVIR Faux Suede Cargo Pant

LVIR

LVIR Faux Suede Cargo Pant

Price: $132,95

Cargo trousers but in faux suede for an interesting change. 

Iona is a US 2 and wears the Small.

Zimo Sheer Jersey Ruffle Hem Pants, White

Zimo

Zimo Sheer Jersey Ruffle Hem Pants, White

Price: $142,95

Stretch lace trousers that feel like sweatpants, they're so comfortable. Structured ruffle hem, wide elastic waistband with drawstring. Two side pockets, one rear.

Hayley is a US 4 and wears the Small.

11.11/eleven eleven Uride Trouser, Ecru

11.11/eleven eleven

11.11/eleven eleven Uride Trouser, Ecru

Price: $304,95

Flat front loose trouser, with elasticated back. Hand quilted and patchworked in abstract shapes. Gently puffed, two side pockets. Unisex.


Maison Margiela MM6 Wide Leg Denim Trouser

Maison Margiela MM6

Maison Margiela MM6 Wide Leg Denim Trouser

Price: $543,95

A wide leg denim trouser that has you doing a double take. From the archive and storied tradition of eye tricking. Black straight leg jean printed on white wide-legged denim. Zip up (but looks like button fly), with shoe lace drawstring for good measure. These are great, they make you laugh and smile and look good so what more is there?

Madeline is a US 2, stands 5'6", and wears the 36. 

Collina Strada Bow Tights

Collina Strada

Collina Strada Bow Tights

Price: $72,95

Stretch tights, elastic waist, with custom butterfly print and bows.

Cassandra is a US 2/4 and wears the Small.

Atelier Delphine Kiko Knit Pant, Grey Melange

Atelier Delphine

Atelier Delphine Kiko Knit Pant, Grey Melange

Price: $256,95

The classic silhouette rendered in baby soft alpaca knit. Elastic waist, side pockets. 

Kits XL Tank Skirt

Kits

Kits XL Tank Skirt

Price: $85,95

Rib cotton skirt with incorporated hosiery nylon belt. Curved side hem for high/low effect. A little touch of surreal.

Kits Dad Jeans, Natural

Kits

Kits Dad Jeans, Natural

Price: $69,95

In a natural canvas denim, reversed, deconstructed then re-constructed. These wear in really well. Straight legged, mid-rise. Zip closure, raw hem. Unisex.

Measurements
24: Waist = 28", Rise = 9", Inseam = 30"
25: Waist = 29", Rise = 9", Inseam = 32"
26: Waist = 30", Rise = 9", Inseam = 32"
27: Waist = 31.5", Rise = 9.5", Inseam = 31.5"
28: Waist = 32", Rise = 9.5", Inseam = 32"

Lauren Manoogian Turtleneck Caftan, Blackened Flax

Lauren Manoogian

Lauren Manoogian Turtleneck Caftan, Blackened Flax

Price: $358,95

Ms. Manoogian's take on a classic shape, easy but somehow dramatic, transitional season dress. The caftan taken to new heights with a combination of baby alpaca and linen. Side pockets. Below the knee length.

Gossip Shop Hysteric Glamour Denim Skirt

Gossip Shop

Gossip Shop Hysteric Glamour Denim Skirt

Price: $150,95

Hysteric Glamour (Japan, active) denim mini skirt. Button fly, two front patch pockets. From the Gossip Shop Vintage collection.

Please note: Vintage is sold as is and is Final Sale. Any significant anomalies will be noted and documented under product descriptions. 

Measurements
Waist: 29"
Length: 12.5" 

 

Gossip Shop Fabiabercsek Skirt

Gossip Shop

Gossip Shop Fabiabercsek Skirt

Price: $126,95

Fabiabercsek (Brazil, early 00s) Op-Art inspired flared skirt. Two studded front patch pockets, braided belt. Elastic waist, knee-length. From the Gossip Shop Vintage collection.

Please note: Vintage is sold as is and is Final Sale. Any significant anomalies will be noted and documented under product descriptions. 

Measurements
Waist: 26"-40" elastic waist
Length: 19"

 

Gossip Shop Comme des Garçons Homme Plus Plaid Trouser

Gossip Shop

Gossip Shop Comme des Garçons Homme Plus Plaid Trouser

Price: $407,95

Purple, blue, yellow, and red plaid trouser from Comme des Garçons Homme Plus. From the Gossip Shop Vintage collection.

Please note: Vintage is sold as is and is Final Sale. Any significant anomalies will be noted and documented under product descriptions. 

Measurements
Waist: 32"-36" adjustable waist
Inseam: 33.5"
Rise: 11"

Paris Georgia Cocoon Trackpant

Paris Georgia

Paris Georgia Cocoon Trackpant

Price: $435,95

Track pants as trousers, these are it. In a comfortable, breathable, light nylon and washed cotton textile. Loose fit, higher waist. Side pockets.

Images courtesy Paris Georgia.

Paris Georgia Cowboy Trousers

Paris Georgia

Paris Georgia Cowboy Trousers

Price: $241,95

Ah, these are so special. A loose fit at the natural waist, these look good both loose and tight, so take your pick. Slightly belled silhouette. Contrast bonded stretch poly, and a light vegan leather in the leg.